the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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