Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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