Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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