she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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