i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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