i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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