I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Randomize
