Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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