What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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