love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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