scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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