I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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