When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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