So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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