Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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