Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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