: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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