Sponge bath it is.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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