He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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