So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Randomize
