You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I just blew my weed a kiss
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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