I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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