If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Randomize
