My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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