I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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