nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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