3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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