Your face is a jimmy john
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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