hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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