I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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