My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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