GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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