your room smells of hookers.
And success
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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