Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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