guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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