all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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