dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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