Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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