the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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