help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
We left the knife in your bed.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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