That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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