Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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