My brain says no but my pants say off.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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