I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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