Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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