summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
now i know why i became what i already was.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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