yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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