It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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