Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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