she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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