The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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